2004 saw the cinema classic Punisher movie, starring Tom Jane. Tom Jane Punisher was awesome, as he attacked villains with ice lollys, and spent lots of time building cars only to have them smashed to bits a moment later.
I got very excited when I heard there would be another film starring Tom Jane Punisher. Apparently he would be fighting a living jigsaw or something. But then my mind began to wander, and I found out the truth - that it would be a film entirely about Tom Jane Punisher's attempts to steal ice cream from a polar bear armed only with a gigantic spoon.
Polar bears aren't new to The Punisher. The comic featured a non-Tom Jane Punisher fighting polar bears for their delicious ice cream. See the first appearance of Clive the polar bear below







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